beda day #6: i forgot, mandy doesn’t like coffee ice cream

6 04 2009
I'd give myself a cookie if I could read all those characters.

I'd give myself a cookie if I could read all those characters.

So yesterday I was thinking about this book, and about how I didn’t really like it. It’s the story about this woman growing up in less-than-desirable circumstances, and what I didn’t like about it was that the author spent a lot of time getting the reader to feel sorry for the main character, which is fine in most circumstances, but this is a story based on the author’s life. So basically she spent the whole book trying to get you to feel sorry for herSELF… and it just irked me a bit. But my roommate and I were looking her up because I mentioned that she not only wrote the book above, but she also wrote a book about her life story, except for adults. So basically she’s in love with her life story so much that she wrote about it twice.

And then… we discover that she has recently put out this book:

and yes, that's a photo of her in the little circle.

and yes, that's a photo of her in the little circle.

which is… wait for it… THE FICTIONAL SEQUEL to Chinese Cinderella.

w.t.f

Do people actually do this? Like write fictional sequels for their autobiographies? Isn’t that a little… weird? Like “In reality, I was in school during that time… but LET’S PRETEND I WAS INDUCTED INTO A SECRET SOCIETY SCHOOL FOR KUNG-FU ARTISTS.”

I don’t know.

Basically this has inspired me to write fictional sequels to OTHER autobiographies. So don’t be surprised if I come out with:

Miles to Go with a Man I Hardly Know by Miley Cyrus

Thank you, Microsoft Paint.

Thank you, Microsoft Paint.

Seven years ago, Miley Cyrus was a normal girl/pop superstar on the TV show “Hannah Montana” when she was approached with a job offer by someone claiming to work for SD-6, which was supposedly part of the Central Intelligence Agency. She accepted the offer, and quickly became a field agent. She tells her fiancé Nick that she is a spy. As a result of revealing SD-6’s existence to an outsider, her fiancé is murdered by SD-6.

It is then that Miley is told by her father Billy Ray Cyrus (another SD-6 agent) that SD-6 is not part of the CIA; instead, it is part of the Alliance of Twelve, an organization that is an enemy to the United States. Miley decides to offer her services to the real CIA as a double agent. Her offer is soon accepted, and she begins the long and arduous task of destroying SD-6 from the inside. She quickly learns that her father is also a double agent for the CIA.

I’d read that.





i hate that i love you, demi lovato.

14 10 2008




hello, i love the jonas brothers

1 08 2008

Poor Unfortunate Souls

I feel like admitting that I watched this dates me. I loved Nick even then. Adorable.

Year 3000

Kids of the Future

S.O.S.

Hold On

When You Look Me In The Eyes

Burnin’ Up

Hey Nick, good job growing up.





i’ve never been known for my patience

21 07 2008

July 22 – MILEY CYRUS ALBUM- Breakout***
August 2 – BREAKING DAWN
August 8 – SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2
August 12 – JONAS BROTHERS ALBUM- A Little Bit Longer
August 19 – GOSSIP GIRL SEASON 1 DVD
August 19 – BEST OF BOTH WORLDS CONCERT DVD
September 16 – PUSHING DAISIES SEASON 1 DVD
October 16 – PAPER TOWNS
October 24 – HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3
November 21 – HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
December 12 – TWILIGHT MOVIE

*** Okay I totally already have this. THANK YOU BITTORRENT! I just wanted you all to know how long I have waited for it. AND HOW BADLY I WANTED IT!

I can’t BELIEVE I forgot Paper Towns the first time. How dare I do that to John Green! Also, if someone is reading this blog for birthday gift ideas… PRETTY IN PINK (AND GREEN) by The Parselmouths and WHAT ABOUT MYRTLE by The Moaning Myrtles! PLEASE!!! I would love you until my dying day.





the 7 things i like about this video

4 07 2008

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SOOO GREAT!!!!

1. The diverse extras in the non sexy poses, it was all so Dove commercial/Disney “express yourself” shorts, that I forgot ALL ABOUT HER VANITY FAIR PHOTO SCANDAL! Which was the idea, I’m sure.

2. The seductive shoulder blade stroke at 0:20. Because she’s not allowed to be topless, she had to do SOMETHING, I mean come on. That seductive shoulder blade stroke, I swear it’s going to be the new Joe-Jonas-hitting-himself-in-the-face-with-his-hand-curled-up-like-a-phone. Because, DAMN!

3. The wardrobe throughout this entire video is SO up to the minute with the dark skinny jeans and the striped tank tops and the layered dresses, that I’m really hoping that I can look back at the video in I Love the New Millennium part trois (because Miley won’t make it into the first two), and laugh hysterically at the outfits. But don’t worry Miley, today I love your sparkly dress.

4. That it always takes random extras in music videos trying to lipsync and looking horrible to make you appreciate how TALENTED at lipsyncing Miley really is! I mean, I BELIEVE THAT SHE IS SINGING! RIGHT THERE! WITHOUT A MIC!

5. What the CRAP is that girl in the blue shirt and floral skirt doing? (Someone had to say it).

6. Girl at 2:10 in the pink shirt holding a balled up something (plush toy?), I AM IMPRESSED WITH YOUR CRYING! Seriously. I hope you got paid more than the girl with the stupid hair who deletes the text message. I DID NOT BELIEVE SHE DELETED THAT TEXT! FAKER!

7. Miley Cyrus, you make me love you. It’s way too true. I love this song. I love this music video. I love the way you flip your hair around all the time. I know you have more haters than Chris Crocker, but I’ll defend you to the death Mylerz. Freakin’ AWESOME.





in detail, the proof of my lameness

3 07 2008

So every once in a while, I wonder why I don’t have more friends. And then I spend 3 hours making this video:

and it all makes sense.

Also, I’m still on The Silver Chair. (The book club enthusiasm has plateaued?). I have about 9 days until I leave for Denver. I am very nervous. I hope it will be really cool? AHHHHH!

But, shit. I do LOVE HANNAH MONTANA!